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User:nolemonsnomelon (1019852)
exhaling is an important part of breathing
more than flesh, beneath this mask there is an idea...& ideas are bulletproof.
Name:Eye that Pierces, Iron Hand, Heart That Waits
Location:Canada
Birthdate:03-15
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Bio:Probably, I should update this bio to ooze the profundity of my soul. Probably though, I'd rather read about you. I write papers, a lot. Lately, I've become the tai chi master of extensions. Mostly, I would like to be writing retro-pastiche hommages to John Updike and J.D. Salinger. If you haven't read "Teddy" by the latter, probably, you ought to. Likely, you won't. No one ever reads the stories randomly recommended by some angst-ridden 22 year-old NINJA OF DOOM; they want to discover great art on their own terms. Maybe I don't blame them. Certainly, I will. The last book that moved me was Jeanette Winterson's "Sexing the Cherry." I might never look at a pineapple the same way, though such drastic statements are usually--though perhaps unintentionally--fallacious, because to change perspectives is a life-long struggle, and it is so easy to forget why we even bother.

Originally, I posted under the tagline "I'm a feminist but..." as a nod to postcolonial feminist Ien Ang's provocative article of the same title, but I've since shyed away from that alias, not because I don't think feminism can't be complicit in imperialism, but because the world of livejournal does not yet support such discussion. Could it? Yes. Should it? Probably. Am I the one to spark it? No. Does this make me a coward? Likely.

My greatest loves are cultural studies, feminist theory, self-indulgent conversations that include references to digital eyebrow removal, my derek, my e (not really mine, but I don't expect he'll balk at my claim), the cutting-edge intellect on my friends list.

I pour myself out here (and, to channel Mister Folds) maybe because in the ether I seem less likely to evaporate. Exes of mine (lovers, friends, club sandwiches) who want proof of my psychosis will probably find plenty here, though, save me and yourself the embarassment of commenting and then deleting. All comments get emailed to me, so, please, do me the favour of entertaining of my anonymity and your apathy by remaining silent.

on friending: call me Victorian, but I love a ridiculous courtship...especially when it's derailed and delayed by double entendres and wacky misunderstandings. If you want to avoid that last bit, simply drop me a line in my friends only entry, and barring your being an obvious psychopath (as opposed to a murky, nuanced one) I will likely add you back.

my fashion/body-image journal, [info]stitchtowhere is public.



from [info]morrisseylove


my pet!



V's vivid verbiage:

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."



oh and for the record V = Ruth. rewatch. take note. think about it.


<td>Pholph's Scrabble Generator

My Scrabble© Score is: 19.
What is your score? Get it here.</td>



pretty sweet if could work it over some triple words and double letter spaces, non?





~original info~

A man, a plan, a canal - Panama

Never odd or even

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas

Are we not drawn onward, we few? Drawn onward to new era?

Timid, I'm it.

Elu par cette crapule.

~and finally a word palindrome:

You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you?





Memories::5 entries
Interests:106: (bad) karaoke, 2k + emails, 42, alfred hitchcock, bbqed anything, ben folds, bitch magazine, btvs, building a time machine, building spanish percussion instruments, celebrity jeopardy, cellular peptide cake, chicklit, chinchillas, classic canadiana, comics, compulsively quoting song lyrics, crisis of infinite earths, critical theory, dc comics, death cab for cutie, defenestration, dr. gregory house, eavesdropping, emo punch dancing, falco, fashion, feminism writ large, feminist film theory, fred writer, garagesailing, german, german expressionist film, gilmore girls, gratuitous use of latin, haiku, hallowe'en, hating michael douglas, heino, hours wasted watching tv, hugh laurie, identity politics, jeff smith's bone, jem, jim balent, jo duffy, john fiske, judith butler, kathleen edwards, kissing lessons, kleiner feigling, life, literary eljays, literature, love, loving michael j. fox, male falsettos, marvel, miriam toews, mister steven patrick morrissey, morrissey, my father the hero, my ipod mini, mythbusters, obscure dos jokes, pearls, pop culture, positronic brains, postcolonial theory, pterodactyls, puns, rambly stories, rebecca, records, rilo kiley, sad unicorn, scented love letters, scotch, sexing the cherry, six feet under, stabination, stuart hall, synth flute, tardiness, teenwolf, the "third" wave, the 80s, the arcade fire, the magnetic fields, the paperbacks, the postal service, the procrastination, the shins, the weakerthans, three-legged jeans, tim burton, travel, ugly cats, vertigo, viscose scarves, waxing nostalgic, whiskey sours, winter, witticisms on lips, yam tempura, zines
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People51:afinefiction, alicealighieri, anemiccinema, auroraluna, badger2305, bareftinthesnow, bebe_labouche, bezier, blackbyrus, casanovacoconut, catchstars, catwoman980, chavvah, cheeky_geek, deadinmotion, dimpled_infamy, everisoverall, eyemoe, fourlittlesongs, girlintheclouds, groovylynda, imperfectmedium, jonscsymons, kateartichoke, krazymazy, ktwilight, lastyearsmodel, lindsalicious, lowlyanglaphone, lunapallida, matchstik, mcginitys, mixedbizness, nolemonsnomelon, onesmallflicker, paperandglue, platitudes, prairiecity, prairieheath, pseudohistorian, sadunicorn, skakavac, sock_it_2_me, spell_alice, star_power, stardustedgirl, starmiranda, stitchtowhere, suburbangoth, xandersgirl, zur_the_weird
Communities15:amberbenson, bicon_challenge, browncoatsaloon, dracula1897, english_majors, fat_feminist, fatshionista, feminist_rage, feminist_yay, great_write_way, houseepisodes, morrissey_daily, paidmembers, puns, spoilerjunkies
Feeds2:catandgirl, gardenstateblog
Mutual Friends:47: afinefiction, alicealighieri, anemiccinema, auroraluna, badger2305, bareftinthesnow, bezier, blackbyrus, casanovacoconut, catchstars, catwoman980, chavvah, cheeky_geek, deadinmotion, dimpled_infamy, everisoverall, eyemoe, fourlittlesongs, groovylynda, imperfectmedium, jonscsymons, kateartichoke, krazymazy, ktwilight, lastyearsmodel, lindsalicious, lowlyanglaphone, lunapallida, matchstik, mcginitys, mixedbizness, nolemonsnomelon, onesmallflicker, paperandglue, platitudes, prairiecity, prairieheath, pseudohistorian, sadunicorn, skakavac, spell_alice, star_power, stardustedgirl, stitchtowhere, suburbangoth, xandersgirl, zur_the_weird
Also Friend of:4: darlok_blade, euthanatosis, geisster, unseulfeu
Member of:21: 2_lines, amberbenson, ax_wound, bicon_challenge, browncoatsaloon, btvsats_layouts, de_ex, dracula1897, english_majors, fat_feminist, fatshionista, feminist_rage, feminist_yay, feministfilm, great_write_way, houseepisodes, morrissey_daily, nobody_loves_us, paidmembers, puns, spoilerjunkies
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